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Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Jones destiny is to be an heiress of intergalactic nobility who must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth, but her reality as a woman consists of cleaning other people's houses and endless bad breaks.
8 May 1982, London, England, UK
1951, Antigua, British West Indies
1950, USA
16 May 1967, Singapore
1955, Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
25 May 1978, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
9 July 1992, Greenwich, London, England, UK
18 February 1980, East London, England, UK
1960, Stockton-on-Tees, Durham, England, UK
25 September 1964, Clontarf, Dublin, Ireland
26 January 1979, Doncaster, Yorkshire, England, UK
1958, Buckinghamshire, England, UK
June 03, 2016
'Jupiter Ascending' is a thematic cornucopia of 'Star Wars/Trek/Gate,' 'The Matrix,' 'Predator,' 'Wolf,' even 'Turbo' (the snail cartoon), and at least seven more.
February 06, 2015
Jupiter Ascending is inane from first frame to last - the dialogue is so clunky, I wondered if George Lucas had been brought in to do the rewrite.
July 14, 2016
The most disappointing aspect of Jupiter Ascending is, surprisingly, its action sequences.
February 10, 2015
A lot of people spent a lot of time and a lot of money making a lot of movie, but there's not much there.
May 30, 2016
The storytelling is clumsy, the characters are befuddling, and the Wachowskis' action sequences - once so graceful and thrilling - are ugly, noisy, and worst of all, boring.
April 25, 2017
Despite its visual beauty, Jupiter Ascending it's more exhausting than captivating. [Full review in Spanish]
February 09, 2015
The Wachowskis create a churning, swooping C.G.I. universe that's decorated to the corners of the frame without taste or imagination.
February 26, 2015
Where were the Guardians of the Galaxy when we needed them? If only they had prevented the disastrous atrocity that is "Jupiter Ascending" from infiltrating Earth's movie theaters before it was too late!
February 06, 2015
Don't even get me started on the aliens, many of whom would have been turned away from the cantina door in Mos Eisley.