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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Only those with invincible power can control the world, its time for the G.I Joe team to race against the MARS troop before they unleash a great evil into the world.
28 December 1981, New York City, New York, USA
30 October 1968, Teaneck, New Jersey, USA
18 September 1961, Cleveland, Ohio, USA
24 June 1938, Cuero, Texas, USA
8 January 1980, Augusta, Maine, USA
5 May 1977, Joplin, Missouri, USA
13 July 1997, Newport Beach, California, USA
23 July 1972, New York City, New York, USA
19 July 1973, Villepinte, Seine-Saint-Denis, France
26 August 1973, Eustis, Florida, USA
28 April 1953, Abington, Pennsylvania, USA
20 August 1964, USA
April 04, 2011
It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.
August 09, 2010
As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.
August 11, 2009
It's just stupid and inept, which are not uncommon traits at the tail end of the summer movie season.
April 15, 2010
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.
March 23, 2013
A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!
June 02, 2010
Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."
August 14, 2009
[Director] Sommers did the first two chaotic Mummy remakes; those play like Tender Mercies compared to this one.
October 27, 2010
Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.
August 11, 2009
This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.
August 12, 2009
After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that's absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable.
August 20, 2009
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.
August 11, 2009
Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.