Phyllis Diller
Birthday: 17 July 1917, Lima, Ohio, USA
Birth Name: Phyllis Ada Driver
Height: 155 cm
The indefatigable nonagenarian finally put out an autobiography in 2005 and entitled it "Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse", which pretty much says it all when recalling the misfit life and c ...Show More
I still take the pill because I don't want any more grandchildren.
I still take the pill because I don't want any more grandchildren.
I never made "Who's Who" but I'm featured in "What's What?".
I never made "Who's Who" but I'm featured in "What's What?".
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs Show more
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs. Hide
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent Show more
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Hide
I bury a lot of my ironing in the backyard.
I bury a lot of my ironing in the backyard.
I realized on our first wedding anniversary that our marriage was in trouble. Fang gave me luggage. Show more
I realized on our first wedding anniversary that our marriage was in trouble. Fang gave me luggage. It was packed. Hide
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo.
Homework can't kill you, but why take the chance?
Homework can't kill you, but why take the chance?
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say "Take off your clothes."?
I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say "Take off your clothes."?
"Fang" is permanent in my act, of course. Don't confuse him with my real husbands. They are temporar Show more
"Fang" is permanent in my act, of course. Don't confuse him with my real husbands. They are temporary. Hide
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter ho Show more
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are. Hide
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Phyllis Diller's FILMOGRAPHY - Page 2
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Phyllis Diller'S roles
Lillian
Mask Scara
Queen
Grandma Neutron, Granny Neutron
Madame Ouspenskaya
Nora Mills
Texas Guinan
Thelma Griffin