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David Spade

David Spade

Birthday: 22 July 1964, Birmingham, Michigan, USA
Birth Name: David Wayne Spade
Height: 170 cm

Comic brat extraordinaire David Spade was born on July 22, 1964, in Birmingham, Michigan, the youngest of three brothers. He is the son of Judith J. (Meek), a writer and editor, and Wayne M. Spade, a ...Show More

David Spade
I never have kids in movies or in television shows. I never have kids in movies or in television shows.
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear ab Show more I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. Hide
To be famous and broke is hard. To be famous and broke is hard.
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy fro Show more I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. Hide
He's [Barack Obama] on GQ, I'm like "Leave that to Bradley Cooper." You don't need to go... You're t Show more He's [Barack Obama] on GQ, I'm like "Leave that to Bradley Cooper." You don't need to go... You're the President, you're above all of us. You're above stars, you're above everything. When he's trying to get into the mix like, "I want to present at the MTV awards.", it's like "Alright guy. Relax. You've got it.". Hide
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom. I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around a Show more You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. Hide
I criticized Obama because I thought a President should have a little more dignity. I realize Woodro Show more I criticized Obama because I thought a President should have a little more dignity. I realize Woodrow Wilson went on "Dancing with the Stars" once. But what President is doing reality shows? It just seems weird to me. Hide
It's so crazy in Hollywood. It's so crazy in Hollywood.
It's hard to have a career. It's hard to have a career.
Michelle Obama's on "Ellen" more than I am. It's just a new world, I'm not used to it. Michelle Obama's on "Ellen" more than I am. It's just a new world, I'm not used to it.
Single guys get a bad rap. Single guys get a bad rap.
When I started, I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. When I started, I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
I have no detectable hair style. I have no detectable hair style.
It's funny because it's funny. It's funny because it's funny.
Sometimes when I watch a television season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's Show more Sometimes when I watch a television season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years. Hide
I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time. I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
I never dated much in high school or college. I never dated much in high school or college.
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and s Show more In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. Hide
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm over thinking it to g Show more I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm over thinking it to get it right. Hide
Why is Obama on Bear Grills trying to survive in the tundra? Isn't the idea to keep the prez alive? Show more Why is Obama on Bear Grills trying to survive in the tundra? Isn't the idea to keep the prez alive? And why is he on a reality show? WTF? Hide
There's always something funny about men chasing women. There's always something funny about men chasing women.
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all Show more There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. Hide
You know, you want to pull in a wide audience. You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to the Show more Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.". Hide
I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box. [on why he chose not to attend actor Show more I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box. [on why he chose not to attend actor/friend Chris Farley's funeral] Hide
My career is just kind of crazy. My career is just kind of crazy.
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell Show more It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. Hide
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
David Spade's FILMOGRAPHY - Page 2
All as Actor (385) as Director (1) as Creator (4)
David Spade David Spade'S roles
Monica
Monica

Marcus Higgins
Marcus Higgins

Talc Munson
Talc Munson

Steve Dodds
Steve Dodds

Steven Hopkins
Steven Hopkins

Steven Hopkins
Steven Hopkins

Kyle
Kyle

Richie
Richie

Bobby
Bobby

Wayne
Wayne

Christopher
Christopher

Various, Himself, Christy Henderson, Tom Petty, Guest, Gunnar Nelson, Himself - Host, Michael J. Fox, Reporter, Aqua Man...
Various, Himself, Christy Henderson, Tom Petty, Guest, Gunnar Nelson, Himself - Host, Michael J. Fox, Reporter, Aqua Man...

The Invisible Man
The Invisible Man

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt

C.J. Barnes
C.J. Barnes

Kuzco
Kuzco

Richard
Richard

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer

Griffin
Griffin

Eli Turnbull, INS Agent
Eli Turnbull, INS Agent

Shiloh
Shiloh

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