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Valentine
While preparing for Valentine's Day, Five women are stalked by an unknown assailant who might be the guy spurned by them so many years before.
11 March 1960, Canada
31 October 1975, Charleston, South Carolina, USA
6 August 1969, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
30 March 1976, Detroit, Michigan, USA
25 February 1973, Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
26 November 1972, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
9 October 1989, Trail, British Columbia, Canada
14 October 1985, Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada
January 01, 2011
Poorly made and just stupid.
July 25, 2007
Yet another one of those films that Scream was supposed to have buried but instead resurrected.
February 07, 2001
Valentine isn't scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment.
August 01, 2003
Scary horror flicks went out with the emergence of the self-referential horror movie.
February 15, 2012
A singularly direct and unchallenging example of the latter-day slasher film, made to a template that was starting to show its age every bit of 20 years before the movie premiered.
November 07, 2003
It doesn't have those scare-the-sh*t out of you moments, and if it doesn't have any of those, what's the point?
April 25, 2003
In the new teen slasher flick Valentine, a public-school nerd, now grown up, seeks to systematically murder all the girls who wouldn't dance with him at the Grade 6 Valentine's dance. Or maybe that's not what happens. It ís hard to tell.
April 29, 2009
A bland whodunit slasher film starring a bunch of nineties relics...
February 05, 2001
Looking good but lacking much in the way of personality or gray matter.
June 19, 2002
A cheesy horror flick that doesn't take itself too seriously.
February 28, 2007
The contradictory sexual politics in this lightweight slasher suggest that at some point it was meant to satirize the traditional mores of the self-satisfied female characters.
February 13, 2001
I had fun anyway.