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Meet the Spartans
Upon hearing of Xerxes plan to destroy Sparta, king Leonidas and 13 strapping warriors rose up to defend their homeland but he soon gets betrayed when xerxes learns of goat trail back door.
4 November 1982, Victorville, California, USA
23 November 1994, Columbia, South Carolina, USA
8 April 1956, Rochester, Kent, England, UK
24 December 1966, Alexandria, Virginia, USA
18 February 1977, Chicago, Illinois, USA
3 December 1979, Los Angeles, California, USA
24 August 1983, Montclair, California, USA
April 04, 2011
Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.
September 03, 2008
While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.
January 28, 2008
It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.
May 29, 2008
A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.
July 14, 2011
Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.
July 22, 2008
It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!
January 30, 2008
This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.
February 10, 2009
What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.
January 26, 2008
While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.
January 29, 2008
I'm moving to Europe.
January 30, 2008
The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.
January 28, 2008
It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.