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McHale's Navy
The story is about Retired Commander Quinton McChale, who may live a quiet life spending his days everywhere in the Caribbean in his old home selling eggs and ice cream. Quenton retired when his old enemy turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, to take over San Marino and destroy the place through a nuclear industry. Quinton seems to be trying to stop all this with the help of his old crew and his obstacles from Captain Wallace Binghamton.
20 February 1964, Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA
22 February 1929, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
12 February 1963, Seattle, Washington, USA
19 April 1946, Grappenhall, Cheshire, England, UK
7 April 1966, Michigan, USA
7 September 1984, Los Angeles, California, USA
31 July 1969, Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
1969, New York City, New York, USA
29 March 1918, Russia
13 April 1952, Darjeeling, West Bengal, India
22 June 1958, Birmingham, Michigan, USA
30 December 1962, Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
5 February 1946, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
May 15, 2008
This shotgun marriage of coarse laughs and low-rent action cliches is, of course, utterly predictable: Cutting-edge comedy isn't lurking under the corpses of old TV shows.
November 01, 2004
Tom Arnold is no Ernest Borgnine. A profound statement.
January 01, 2000
Suitable only for movie-goers who have undergone frontal lobotomies.
December 23, 2002
[Trots] out the same tired cliches -- unorthodox heroes, inept commanding officers, officious little weasels getting trampled by the zany crew -- which haven't been funny since...well, ever.
September 05, 2009
All apologies to the handful of Americans who've waited decades for this big-screen update of the '60s sitcom--the result is both awful and awfully irrelevant.
September 23, 2003
Dear God, why?
June 18, 2002
By the end, this soporific comedy makes 105 minutes feel more like a two-year hitch.
April 09, 2005
The most idiotic, unfunny script imaginable.
January 01, 2000
I didn't laugh once, not even giggle.
April 12, 2002
A useless movie. Not funny, suspenseful, moving or even offensive enough to want to torpedo. Just devoid of any conceivable value.
May 15, 2008
A ham-fisted, fitfully amusing lark that quickly runs aground.
January 01, 2000
Leaky PT-boat of a comedy.