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Cockneys vs Zombies
The film explores the story of a group of orientalists made up of bank robbers and pensioners. Everyone is fighting their way out of the zombie-infested London. All these people must reach the retirement home and escape before it is too late.
18 January 1936, Blackpool, Lancashire, England, UK
23 February 1970, Bromley, Kent, England, UK
8 May 1991, Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England, UK
24 November 1960, Clapham, Lambeth, London, England, UK
August 26, 2015
This frantic lark is a bit more clever and a lot more amiable than most of what passes for "zom-com" these days.
August 30, 2013
This low-budget entry doesn't add much to the overpopulated recent roster of zombie flicks
July 31, 2013
"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.
August 07, 2013
A satisfying, enormously likable genre cocktail, Cockneys vs. Zombies not only delivers upon its title promise, but does so with wit and fleet-of-foot aplomb.
January 08, 2016
Cockneys vs. Zombies doesn't offer much ingenuity in the zombie subgenre, but it's a rather enjoyable movie if you're looking for foul-mouthed, gun-toting octogenarians battling hordes of the undead with a caper twist thrown in for good measure.
August 20, 2013
[Blu-ray Review] Director Matthias Hoene gives the derivative tale a refreshing wit to go along with the flit pacing and imaginative gore.
August 01, 2013
As subtle as its title, "Cockneys vs. Zombies" is mildly funny and easily likable.
October 31, 2013
Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.
July 30, 2013
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.
August 01, 2013
[Hoene] set out to make a funny, fast-moving gross-out zombie flick, nothing beyond that, and he has succeeded with style.
August 02, 2013
You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?
August 01, 2013
The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.