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Battleship (2012)
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.
10 April 1954, Dallas, Texas, USA
26 December 1970
17 September 1981, Van Nuys, California, USA
11 March 1964, New York City, New York, USA
2 March 1979, Salem, Oregon, USA
2 April 1988, Dallas, Texas, USA
May 03, 2015
Ladies and gentlemen, the reductio ad absurdum of dumb summer blockbusters.
March 04, 2013
An assault on reason, logic and complex characterisation, but in an enjoyable way, like a slightly less camp dramatisation of the Village People's finest ship-based sing-song.
May 18, 2012
One can be sure that heroic characters get what they want, bond with enemies, and earn respect.
January 09, 2013
We should celebrate the explicit nature, the unabashed and unapologetic chutzpah of a film that dares to be stupid, yet does so with so much intelligence.
July 01, 2016
If ever a movie had 'Paid for by the U.S. Navy' written all over it... 'Battleship' is tailored kitsch -- tailored to recruit male teens. Taylor Kitsch does a surprisingly good job of this.
March 04, 2013
It's just like the board game, assuming the board game cost $200 million and was dumb.
May 18, 2012
Battleship is substantially less awful than it could have been. And for me, that may have been the biggest disappointment of all.
June 30, 2013
Long, loud and pedestrian, this drama only gets exciting in its closing minutes.
May 18, 2012
"Battleship" doesn't sink, really. It just sits there booming endlessly as you look on aghast.
May 18, 2012
If the movie is anything like the game, I say stay at home and read a good book (or graphic novel). Or listen to an audiobook - In short, do anything else.
May 24, 2012
Once the special effects take over, Berg has little room to assert his personality (or tell a story, for that matter), and the movie feels like a chore.
May 18, 2012
Big loud stupid dopey shameless cliched overbearing and did I mention stupid?